Crazy Horse Cabaret - Port Allen (LA)

1 /5 Matt Riley: Absolutely the worst management in clubs. Since the "penthouse" group management took over they have ran this into the ground. Charging a cover at 3pm with 2 customers...dumb. Forget the food choices. The club is dated and depression. I truly feel for the girls stuck in this no money no fun train wreak. 4 dancers plus bartender... I doubt i will be back...ever.

5 /5 David Villa: I have been to many strip clubs. But this by far is one of my favorite ones. Stop was great for a beautiful price theyre very very reasonable

1 /5 Anthony Apodaca: If you have another option go somewhere else this place is not worth it. The bartender will cut you off. If you’re not spending every bit of money, you have in here and she’s very rude and the dancers will ask you to buy them a drink and takeoff on you once they have it. They won’t even talk to you. They are very rude here. I won’t never go back in this place again. They save me hundreds I guess that’s one good thing about it you will save your money. Go somewhere else if you have options.

1 /5 raghan walker: Drove all the way from Saint Francisville. The bouncers told us that no single women were allowed on a Sunday because he got pepper sprayed by a woman on a Sunday. They also proceeded to say “don’t be confrontational or it will get worse.” Been there plenty of times on a Sunday and haven’t been talked to that rudely before. Yall should really advertise that yall don’t allow “single” women on Sunday anymore or do a thorough check of everyone to avoid things of that sort. As people that work in the service industry we want to support those late night spots after work, but not if it will be like the encounter we had tonight.

5 /5 Michael: Had a great time there last night. All the dancers were nice and friendly. Ive been to some clubs where the girls were only interested in you as long as you were tipping them but not here. I had a wonderful conversation with Ozzy, and both her looks and personality are amazing. Her vip dance was outstanding. I must also mention Raven, I didnt talk as long with her, but I did get a vip dance, and it was amazing. Shes absolutely stunning and great company. The only issue i had here is that it gets hot/sweaty in the VIP rooms. Please turn up the A/C..I will absolutely be coming back next time Im in town.